He has completed one of the hardest tasks in sports over 700 times. In a historical perspective, his career statistics boarder on the absurd. He is blessed with perhaps the greatest combination of speed and strength in the history of baseball. When people read these descriptions, they envision a big, black baseball player wearing #25 and playing for the San Franscico Giants. However, that assumption is incorrect. The sentences above actually describe the world's biggest pussy.
The only other way to describe Barry Bonds, besides one of the greatest baseball players of all time, is as a giant, walking vagina. You could consider him a dick as well, considering he must occupy three lockers and a lazy boy chair in the clubhouse to accomidate his gigantic, concrete head (I believe he should have half the normal locker space to accomidate his tiny penis). Still, his audacity to actually whine about his supposed "struggles" confirms his status as a the world's largest steroid-filled pussy. He is not only blessed with unimaginable talent, but also the dedication to become one of the greatest atheletes of this era. Yet no one with an IQ lower than 10 can be given those gifts and still screw it up as badly as Bonds has.
Well, I guess some of the criticism that Bonds has faced has been unwarrented. After all, he said it himself, "Babe Ruth wasn't black, he didn't have to go through the same things I do". Absolutely, Ruth didn't have to endure the terrible pain of growing up in the pampered lifestyle of the Major Leagues with his father Bobby and his godfather Willie Mays. I'm sure he'd much rather have Ruth's childhood, spent in an impoverished orphanage and resorting to theft and robbery just to survive. But again, Bonds does not have the luxury of being white. That's why he will never play for the Red Sox because "[Boston] is too racist for me". Of course, Barry has never set foot in Boston, and I'm glad, because everyday when I commute into work, I pray that I don't hear something racist or hurtful towards African Americans. Oh wait, I'm sorry, that hasn't happened in 40 years. Although I will admit that I would have a hard time hitting a baseball while knowing that somewhere many miles away, someone hates Barry for the color of his skin. Or people hate him for being a brain-dead, hypocritical, steroid-filled dolt. Either one.
But in all seriousness, this man could be the king of Saudi Arabia with all of his ability and he would manage to complain. Most of his grievences are directed towards the media and their supposed attempts to hurt him. After all, what did Barry ever do the media, beside remain silent to reporters, not allow them to do their jobs, and destroy their livelihood. I don't see journalists on the field preventing Bonds from doing his job (Although I wish they would, to make the game a little more fair). Maybe if you just answered their questions like a professional, Barry, they would attempt to hurt you. But no, you still need to gripe while speaking at a 10-year-old's level about how the media makes the rehabilitation for your bum knee even harder. Oh boo hoo hoo.
I hope this season has shown Bonds that the entire universe does not revolve around his Jupiter-sized head. Baseball is still popular, and the front office has its big-name, steroid scapegoat in Rafael Palmeiro, so Barry doesn't have to sully his reputation an further. But Bonds will probably still take steroids next season despite the new regulations because he stated himself, "What is cheating". I'm starting to believe all the ignorance pleas from Bonds when it comes to steroids since he appears to have the mental capacity of a 5-year-old (Even kids in pre-school know what cheating is). So lets review for Barry because he's about 35 years behind the rest of us. Cheating is breaking the rules and perimeters of a game in order to give yourself an unfair advantage. I know that baseball did not have any limits on steroid use until now, but there is one unwritten rule that every baseball player follows no matter what age or ability level:
The only other way to describe Barry Bonds, besides one of the greatest baseball players of all time, is as a giant, walking vagina. You could consider him a dick as well, considering he must occupy three lockers and a lazy boy chair in the clubhouse to accomidate his gigantic, concrete head (I believe he should have half the normal locker space to accomidate his tiny penis). Still, his audacity to actually whine about his supposed "struggles" confirms his status as a the world's largest steroid-filled pussy. He is not only blessed with unimaginable talent, but also the dedication to become one of the greatest atheletes of this era. Yet no one with an IQ lower than 10 can be given those gifts and still screw it up as badly as Bonds has.
Well, I guess some of the criticism that Bonds has faced has been unwarrented. After all, he said it himself, "Babe Ruth wasn't black, he didn't have to go through the same things I do". Absolutely, Ruth didn't have to endure the terrible pain of growing up in the pampered lifestyle of the Major Leagues with his father Bobby and his godfather Willie Mays. I'm sure he'd much rather have Ruth's childhood, spent in an impoverished orphanage and resorting to theft and robbery just to survive. But again, Bonds does not have the luxury of being white. That's why he will never play for the Red Sox because "[Boston] is too racist for me". Of course, Barry has never set foot in Boston, and I'm glad, because everyday when I commute into work, I pray that I don't hear something racist or hurtful towards African Americans. Oh wait, I'm sorry, that hasn't happened in 40 years. Although I will admit that I would have a hard time hitting a baseball while knowing that somewhere many miles away, someone hates Barry for the color of his skin. Or people hate him for being a brain-dead, hypocritical, steroid-filled dolt. Either one.
But in all seriousness, this man could be the king of Saudi Arabia with all of his ability and he would manage to complain. Most of his grievences are directed towards the media and their supposed attempts to hurt him. After all, what did Barry ever do the media, beside remain silent to reporters, not allow them to do their jobs, and destroy their livelihood. I don't see journalists on the field preventing Bonds from doing his job (Although I wish they would, to make the game a little more fair). Maybe if you just answered their questions like a professional, Barry, they would attempt to hurt you. But no, you still need to gripe while speaking at a 10-year-old's level about how the media makes the rehabilitation for your bum knee even harder. Oh boo hoo hoo.
I hope this season has shown Bonds that the entire universe does not revolve around his Jupiter-sized head. Baseball is still popular, and the front office has its big-name, steroid scapegoat in Rafael Palmeiro, so Barry doesn't have to sully his reputation an further. But Bonds will probably still take steroids next season despite the new regulations because he stated himself, "What is cheating". I'm starting to believe all the ignorance pleas from Bonds when it comes to steroids since he appears to have the mental capacity of a 5-year-old (Even kids in pre-school know what cheating is). So lets review for Barry because he's about 35 years behind the rest of us. Cheating is breaking the rules and perimeters of a game in order to give yourself an unfair advantage. I know that baseball did not have any limits on steroid use until now, but there is one unwritten rule that every baseball player follows no matter what age or ability level:
- Do not embarass or disrespect the game of baseball
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What the fuck is this? I'm angry, not stressed.
Pff, Bonds isn't as bad as Buck Showalter and the ENTIRE Rangers franchise.
"I think everybody is excited to have [kenny rogers] back as a teammate and as a pitcher. When you get your best starting pitcher back, you always feel good about that. I think we're all ready to put this behind us and move on with the season." -buck showalter, rangers manager
yeah, so has anybody else noticed that the rangers franchise will do nothing about kenny rogers and they don't really care about a thing he did? they don't show an ounce of regret. all they want is to have him back, they don't care about the way he assaulted a camera man. buck showalter said it himself that they want to put it behind themselves and forget it. way to be: they can't even win anyways. What can you expect from a republican state huh?
Texas really is hell on earth and a shame to America. If anyone tells you to go to hell, look up some airfares to Texas, the land of hicks, cheaters and bigots.
Sincerely
El Ashish
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