Here's to one year...

On August 9th, 2005, a completely insignificant event on this planet Earth brought a tiny sense purpose to one young man. My website (again, I will not use that other, uglier word) has been rolling along for exactly one year now. Reading over some of my older articles, I was surprised that I actually made myself laugh, so you dickholes should be thankful that I provided you with a year's worth of entertainment. I don't quite know how to celebrate, so I'll down a six-pack of Heineken in reverence. And yes, I prefer to drink an imported beer, and admitting it already makes me more of a man than most people. And now, as I raise another bottle, now that I am completely sauced, I can say, "Here's to another year, you...eh, I got nothing. Thanks for reading."