What's Claim to Fame
Cake: Delicious, covered in frosting, easy to listen to, need I say more. Cake is possibly the most rockin'est band outside of Chilli Peppers and Weezer, maybe even the most rockin'est thing outside of Nas. Anyone who disagrees with me or hates ska bands for that matter can suck my fat, hairy balls. Put people who have never heard Cake on the list of people to which I owe a punch in the teeth.
Joe Crede: Currently playing third base for the Chicago White Sox, this guy rocks hardcore, and probably had the best season of anyone in 2005. Earlier this season, he dropped a routine foul pop in the top of the ninth that enabled Manny Ramirez to hit perhaps the sexiest game winning homer I've ever seen. Then he went on the win the ALCS MVP, and all with the same cool, pimp-like style. Man, I wish I could play like that.
Jon's Legos: This is what my brother does in his spare time. Don't ask me why: http://photobucket.com/albums/y258/hohumboring/
What's Claim to Lame
Syracuse Football: I hate ABC Channel 5's contractual obligation to showing Big East games on Saturday. Not because they have to show shitty Big East teams, but because they have to show Syracuse, the worst team in all of college football without question. Watching them against Cincinnati was like having my dick stepped on. I swear my high school's football team could beat them. Hell, they could beat them blindfolded. You suck hardcore, Syracuse.
Madonna: Anyone still listening to Madonna should be thrown in to a pile of poop for relief from such crappy music. I don't know how old Madonna is, but she's too old to still be making my ears bleed. She should be doing more important things, like raising her daughter to be as vapid and self-serving as she is. And she should dump that whole psudo-jewish crap. No wonder there's still anti-semitism in the world when selfish whores like Madonna drag it through the mud.
Jon's Spare Time: This is what my brother does in his spare time. Don't aks me why: http://photobucket.com/albums/y258/hohumboring/
Syracuse Football: I hate ABC Channel 5's contractual obligation to showing Big East games on Saturday. Not because they have to show shitty Big East teams, but because they have to show Syracuse, the worst team in all of college football without question. Watching them against Cincinnati was like having my dick stepped on. I swear my high school's football team could beat them. Hell, they could beat them blindfolded. You suck hardcore, Syracuse.
Madonna: Anyone still listening to Madonna should be thrown in to a pile of poop for relief from such crappy music. I don't know how old Madonna is, but she's too old to still be making my ears bleed. She should be doing more important things, like raising her daughter to be as vapid and self-serving as she is. And she should dump that whole psudo-jewish crap. No wonder there's still anti-semitism in the world when selfish whores like Madonna drag it through the mud.
Jon's Spare Time: This is what my brother does in his spare time. Don't aks me why: http://photobucket.com/albums/y258/hohumboring/
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